​MC Monk
Your Official Bada$s Brother of Faith
Da Medieval Knights
Da knights are noblemen who go into battle. Dey werk fo' da lord an' go into battle on horseback dressed in armour. Dey is da most important soldiers in da medieval army and often fight wif a lance, a crossbow and a sword. A knight gots ta train fo' many years ta become one. Dey start out as young pages when dey is seven years old; where dey learn ta sword-fight and some right manners. When dey turn 14, dey becomes a squire and is allowed to assist their lord in war. He iz finally dubbed a knight when he turns 21 and he gots ta swear ta da code o' chivalry
Da Feudal System
Da Middle Ages is some madness times....and very greedy. Da Feudal System iz how land iz owned. Society iz organised in a pyramid-like system. At da top is da kings an' queens. Dey own all da land, but he gives some of it ta his loyal followers named da vassals. Da vassals is made up o' earls, bishops, abbots ad' counts. Da lords gave some o' they land ta da knights, making dem da most important soldiers in da army. At da bottom of da pyramid is serfs an' freemen; who is poor peasants dat farm da land. Da serfs werk for da lord and farm his land without pay. Da freemen don' gots ta werk free labour but still gots ta pay taxes ta da priest .
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Da Black Death
Da Plague, da Black Death, da Great Pestilence wuzn't as bad as it sounds....okay, maybe it wuz. Da Black Death wuz uh deadly epidemic dat wiped out most o' Europe. It spread like wildfire in da streets o' London, cuz o' low cleanliness and the spreading o' black rats. Victims who caught da plague, at da start of da week, would start to feel a little green.dey would be vomiting an' complaining 'bouta pain in der head. Then, they would get apple-sized buboes and would start to stink all nashty. Those buboes would be filled wif disgusting black pus dat would spurt. Then, dey would start to bleed from da inside out, which would create bruises an' blots on da skin. And by da end o' da week, BOOM! Dey wuz being carried out dead in carts. Now dats some cra-cra foshizzle!
Livin' in the Dark Ages
What'up dawgs! Ma name iz Bernerd da Third but you can page me MC Monk (but don't call me dat in front of the abbot)
I'm livin' in da year 1345 AD in uh monastery . Now, y'all might think dat 1354 AD wuz uh long tyme ago (660 years ta be exact) but ah've broken down da Middle Ages in its most famous bits to make it easier for you to dig'
